INTP Smoking & Drug Use

Due to their love of learning, INTPs are the type most likely to smoke (O'Toole, 1999) and are among the types most likely to do drugs (Provost, 1985).  Realizing instinctively that warning labels may be biased, INTPs must subject them to rigorous, objective experimentation in order to ensure accuracy.  Many INTPs have sacrificed their vital organs in the name of Science.  Their heroism is to be commended, as long as they don't smoke around me.